tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21425449826097799452024-02-06T18:08:06.844-08:00The Cheese Stands AloneCamihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-24838827040842044982011-03-07T07:28:00.000-08:002011-03-07T07:28:54.989-08:00Pain, Suffering, and Brownies.Normally, those three words would NEVER be in the same sentence (atleast in <em>my </em>vocabulary), except for the fact that I baked an entire pan of brownies yesterday...and the pan is now empty.<br />
Now, while normally I am the <strong>picture </strong>of <a href="http://camithecheese.blogspot.com/2011/03/cookieinacup.html">self-control</a> and <a href="http://camithecheese.blogspot.com/2010/11/not-feelin-like-myself-lately.html">self-restraint</a>, I have discovered that brownies really <u>aren't</u> a part of a <em>balanced </em>breakfast...the hard way.<br />
Bad things <u>will</u> happen.<br />
Trust me.<br />
Don't worry, there're PLENTY more delicious, yummy, wonderful breakfast foods you can have.<br />
<br />
like a supreme croissant from jack in the box <br />
(hold on a second...i need to wipe the drool off of my keyboard real quick.)<br />
<img height="109" id="il_fi" src="http://www.carnivoresfootball.com/locker/images/supreme.gif" style="padding-bottom: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px;" width="150" /><br />
baaack!<br />
<br />
or perhaps a <em>toasted </em><u>chocolate chip</u> <strong>BAGEL </strong><strike>or two</strike> from panera (so I can go see my<em> </em>lovely roommate/boyfriend Sara [yes, I did say boyfriend, and, to clarify, Sara is neither a boy, nor my boyfriend])<br />
<img height="150" id="il_fi" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41578_106732146022117_4508_n.jpg" style="padding-bottom: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px;" width="200" /><br />
<br />
but I digress.<br />
<br />
Lesson learned?<br />
Don't let Joan Rivers intimidate you into eating <strike>2</strike> 3 brownies before your first cup of coffee.Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-2226369844620619132011-03-07T07:27:00.000-08:002011-03-07T07:27:18.442-08:00Pettayyy Peevayy<span class="messageBody"><span style="font-size: x-large;">"What's good?"</span></span><br />
<br />
<span class="messageBody">Eww. </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">I hate it when people ask me "what's good?" what does that even mean???? </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">Like...what do i say to that? Nothin just chillin. But...like...i'm not doing nothing though. </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">I'm not "chillin"... I'm actually really busy. But do i say what i'm doing? Should i be like, </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">"nothin...just buyin a ceramic cow and some bras." </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">?? </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">No. </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">Def not. </span><br />
<span class="messageBody">Wayyy too clingy.</span>Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-37034495353160814092011-03-07T07:17:00.000-08:002011-03-07T07:17:41.852-08:00cookieinacupDISCLAIMER:<br />
Please, please, please, for the love of all that is good, and right, and fair <strike>and healthy</strike> in this world, and more importantly for your well-being, DO NOT under <u>any circumstances </u>try this at home. <br />
Please DO NOT take 4 hunks of refrigerated cookie dough (you know, the kind with 3 different kinds of chocolate chips/chunks in it), shove them into a coffee mug, and microwave them for 43 seconds.<br />
I can guarantee that you will become addicted, and possibly either die from a cookie-dough-induced coma or gain 12.3 pounds*.<br />
(*not necessarily in that order)<br />
<br />
<img height="300" id="il_fi" src="http://www.chic-thrills.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chocolate_chip.jpg" style="padding-bottom: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px;" width="300" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: black; font-size: x-large;"><strong>+</strong></span><br />
<img height="400" id="il_fi" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/mvp_logo_coffee_mug-p1688216932160295262otmb_400.jpg" style="padding-bottom: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px;" width="400" /><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><strong>=</strong>BEST WORST.IDEA.EVER.</span><br />
<br />
the end.Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-55044623165267962382011-03-07T06:56:00.000-08:002011-03-07T06:56:51.746-08:00Petsy PeevsyATTENTION:<br />
<br />
Neither, neither, nor.<br />
<br />
Either, either, or.<br />
<br />
thatisall.Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-90083350408680098952010-12-04T19:39:00.000-08:002010-12-04T19:39:22.678-08:00randomosityhere are just a few of the random-ass things that i have looked at on the internet in the past 4 hours:<br />
<br />
a picture of some remote area in Mongolia via Google Maps:<br />
<a href="http://www.panoramio.com/photo/12190897">http://www.panoramio.com/photo/12190897</a><br />
<br />
an article about Area 51:<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51</a><br />
<br />
the history of Christmas Island:<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Island">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Island</a><br />
<br />
an article about Unethical Human Experimentation in the United States:<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_experimentation_in_the_United_States">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_experimentation_in_the_United_States</a><br />
<br />
the origins of the word "hand":<br />
<a href="http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=hand&searchmode=none">http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=hand&searchmode=none</a><br />
<br />
articles about predictions of what the world will be like in the years 2020-2053:<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020</a><br />
<br />
....and the <strike>frightening</strike> funny thing is that there are <u>at least </u><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;">20,340,000,000</span><br />
<br />
more out there floating around.<br />
<br />
so go out my friends, and GOOGLE!<br />
<br />
love,<br />
mccheezyburgerCamihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-60652205109674017732010-12-02T06:15:00.000-08:002010-12-02T06:15:28.851-08:00ladies and gentlemen,may i present to you,<br />
my baby, my love, my darling,<br />
my new <strike>boyfriend</strike> phone.<br />
<br />
<img class="rg_hi" data-height="220" data-width="229" height="220" id="rg_hi" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPpzitlo8HyozaZbw10XWv3PfY8u6vYoul_3OHfCULdfsy75tI" style="height: 220px; width: 229px;" width="229" /><br />
<br />
who am i kidding?<br />
this little baby is SOO much better than a boyfriend.<br />
for example:<br />
it does stuff for me without asking (updates my fb feed)<br />
it always knows the right thing to say when i ask it a question (it has a google bar)<br />
it will love me until it dies (it has a really long battery life)<br />
i'm the only one it lets in (password protected-booyah!)<br />
...and it will never leave me (because it knows who holds the charger in this relationship)<br />
<br />
in conclusion,<br />
i'm in love.<br />
<br />
sincerely,<br />
mrs. samsung captivateCamihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-18282077667068515862010-12-02T05:28:00.000-08:002010-12-02T05:28:55.526-08:00Long time no...see?Last night I almost ran over someone with my car.<br />
Because they were wearing black nowhere near ANY street lights.<br />
And walking IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.<br />
I literally didn't see them until they were in my headlights, and I had to swerve to miss them.<br />
....<br />
......<br />
really???<br />
FTWHAAAAAA?<br />
<br />
I think Soulja Boy says it best at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZNaERrlXv8">0:48</a>, but here is my attempt:<br />
<br />
<span class="UIStory_Message">dear lovely intelligent residents of [insert apartment complex name here],<br />
that <span style="color: #783f04;"><em>adorable</em></span> strip of concrete along the side of the road (the <u>SIDE</u>walk) is not just there for decoration, it is in fact meant for you to walk on so that those of us in cars can use the bigger patch of concrete (the <u>ROAD</u>) to drive on. <br />
this has been a public service announceme<span class="text_exposed_show">nt.</span></span><br />
<br />
<span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="text_exposed_show">Sincerely,</span></span><br />
<span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="text_exposed_show">lil cheesy.</span></span>Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-79241315108996434292010-11-13T20:01:00.000-08:002010-11-13T20:01:02.116-08:00Wanted: New Kitchen withOven/stove that doesn't heat up to the temperature of the surface of the sun in 6.8234 seconds.<br />
Kitchen with more than 1 sqft of counter space total.<br />
Refrigerator that doesn't <strike>gush</strike> leak water.<br />
So that I can very <em>un</em>selfishly make lovely holiday treats for my darling friends (aka i'm too cheap to buy <strong>actual </strong>stuff for them.lol.) who I love so much.<br />
<br />
On the upside, I'm about to get off work!<br />
On the downside, I'll be back here again in less than 24 hours to close for the 3rd-count 'em Friday, Saturday, aaand Sunday-night in a row.<br />
Ilovemyjob.<br />
Ilovemyjob.<br />
Ilovemyjob.<br />
[name that movie!]<br />
<br />
And with that, I'm off to close!<br />
<br />
My belly is 4 cookies larger,<br />
tha cheesiestCamihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-68725367289862312042010-11-12T16:21:00.000-08:002010-11-12T16:30:29.268-08:00...and a Seckel<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo0J52LDe40eaohcYAPXkVHZN_ig555qhIwe63650Uyix-NZMAogUYtDMitsklBsfYIEUPJDVno85ks9aqFsNV07FQcyic0dRyKkZxYh3f4JV-gvdlW3IUjNptwyCk9svGCk-ILgn18Y8/s1600/Snapshot_20101112.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" px="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo0J52LDe40eaohcYAPXkVHZN_ig555qhIwe63650Uyix-NZMAogUYtDMitsklBsfYIEUPJDVno85ks9aqFsNV07FQcyic0dRyKkZxYh3f4JV-gvdlW3IUjNptwyCk9svGCk-ILgn18Y8/s400/Snapshot_20101112.JPG" width="400" /></a></div>that is all.Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-15890564651134127592010-11-12T16:18:00.000-08:002010-11-12T16:18:46.834-08:00"Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch."Guys.<br />
I need to tell you something.<br />
Now, this isn't easy for me to admit, but I think that I have a problem.<br />
Promise you won't hate me?<br />
Promise you won't not read my blog?<br />
Promise you won't hate me?<br />
Do you SWEAR?<br />
Ok...here it is....<br />
<span style="color: #e06666; font-size: large;">I LOVE T.V.</span><br />
There. I said it.<br />
Hey! I thought you said you wouldn't judge me????<br />
It's a nice escape from my <em>stressful</em> and <em>trying </em>and <em>ever-so-busy </em>life! I love the ridiculousness of it...and it's nice to know that other people think about stupid shit too.<br />
...and now that that's out of the way....<br />
I'm off to watch the following shows:<br />
Family Guy<br />
The Office<br />
30 Rock (was there a new one this week??)<br />
Community <br />
The Housewives of Beverly Hills<br />
The Vampire Diaries<br />
.....<br />
........<br />
....wow.<br />
Umm the length of that list was totally unplanned.Sad.<br />
Oh well. <br />
Couch potato-AWAY!Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-36329293130277516832010-11-10T08:07:00.000-08:002010-11-10T08:07:24.437-08:00Cheese o' the WeekNo, the clever title of this blog does not refer only to my current <strike>singleness</strike> relationship status. <br />
I actually do really love <span style="color: #bf9000;">CHEESE</span><span style="color: black;">.</span><br />
[to be read in a Colonel-Sanders-type accent]<br />
AND SO I DE-CLAYAH THIS TO BE THUH DAY OF THE CHEESE.<br />
I mean,<br />
THUH CHEESE OF THE DAY<br />
I mean,<br />
THUH CHEESE DAY OF THIS HEEUH WEEK<br />
I mean,<br />
THUH WEEK DAY OF THIS HEEUH CHEESE OF THUH WEEK<br />
I mean, <br />
....nevermind.<br />
<br />
While I contemplate the meaning of <strike>life</strike> <strike>cheese</strike> <strike>colonel sanders</strike>, take a look at this little BEAUT!<br />
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your new best friend......<br />
PROVOLONE!<br />
<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Provolone_Dolce.jpg"><img alt="File:Provolone Dolce.jpg" height="150" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Provolone_Dolce.jpg" width="200" /></a><br />
<br />
...and a cheesy (HA!) pick up line:<br />
"Why prov-alone when we can prov-together, baby?"<br />
hahahahahahahaha!!! you'll have to excuse me for a second.<br />
aaanyways.....<br />
seriously guys, this is one of my top 10 faves. it's a creamy semi-hard bovinular (is that a word?) cheese that originated in italy and it makes a MEAN grilled cheese. it is also a delicious addition to homemade mac'n'cheese, an integral part of any <strong>respectable</strong> <strike>storebought</strike> italian cheese blend, accompanies ritz crackers well, and makes a yummy crust for a vegetarian quiche.<br />
and that is why i love provolone.<br />
thank you for your time.<br />
<br />
and now i'm off to take thousands of meaningless notes, attempt to look like I am interested in the theatrics behind <em>Death of a Salesman, </em>try not to fall asleep, and hold my breath for 90 minutes so that i will be able to do all of the afforementioned tasks without inhaling the RANKNESS that is the axe body-spray ad who sits next to me.<br />
see ya later!Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2142544982609779945.post-58313433829454437382010-11-09T08:10:00.000-08:002010-11-09T08:10:56.281-08:00not feelin' like myself lately...<span class="messageBody"> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">so i'm bringin back my nutcracker '09 hairstyle. <br />
aka grime. aka dirt. aka sweat. aka nobrushwithin10feetofmyhair.<br />
aka. i miss my old life...and i'm trying to relive my hs years through my hair (is that bad?). <br />
it's kind of an abusive relationship. i need help.<br />
well actually all i really need is a brush...<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">but that seems like an unecessary expense when i'm trying to save up to rent a houseboat apartment on the seine (???). <br />
and yet somehow i can find it within myself to purchase a bag of m&ms purely because of their festivity. <br />
i think my priorities are a little off. </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">well, maybe.</span></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/3073895638_b798fbed7e_m.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" px="true" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/3073895638_b798fbed7e_m.jpg" /></a></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">but they're so cute and minty. aaand now i want to bake cookies.</span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">does the madness ever end???</span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div></span>Camihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18369337105522350107noreply@blogger.com0