randomosity

here are just a few of the random-ass things that i have looked at on the internet in the past 4 hours:

a picture of some remote area in Mongolia via Google Maps:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/12190897

an article about Area 51:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51

the history of Christmas Island:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Island

an article about Unethical Human Experimentation in the United States:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_experimentation_in_the_United_States

the origins of the word "hand":
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=hand&searchmode=none

articles about predictions of what the world will be like in the years 2020-2053:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020

....and the frightening funny thing is that there are at least

20,340,000,000

more out there floating around.

so go out my friends, and GOOGLE!

love,
mccheezyburger

ladies and gentlemen,

may i present to you,
my baby, my love, my darling,
my new boyfriend phone.



who am i kidding?
this little baby is SOO much better than a boyfriend.
for example:
it does stuff for me without asking (updates my fb feed)
it always knows the right thing to say when i ask it a question (it has a google bar)
it will love me until it dies (it has a really long battery life)
i'm the only one it lets in (password protected-booyah!)
...and it will never leave me (because it knows who holds the charger in this relationship)

in conclusion,
i'm in love.

sincerely,
mrs. samsung captivate

Long time no...see?

Last night I almost ran over someone with my car.
Because they were wearing black nowhere near ANY street lights.
And walking IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
I literally didn't see them until they were in my headlights, and I had to swerve to miss them.
....
......
really???
FTWHAAAAAA?

I think Soulja Boy says it best at 0:48, but here is my attempt:

dear lovely intelligent residents of [insert apartment complex name here],
that adorable strip of concrete along the side of the road (the SIDEwalk) is not just there for decoration, it is in fact meant for you to walk on so that those of us in cars can use the bigger patch of concrete (the ROAD) to drive on.
this has been a public service announcement.

Sincerely,
lil cheesy.