Pain, Suffering, and Brownies.

Normally, those three words would NEVER be in the same sentence (atleast in my vocabulary), except for the fact that I baked an entire pan of brownies yesterday...and the pan is now empty.
Now, while normally I am the picture of self-control and self-restraint, I have discovered that brownies really aren't a part of a balanced breakfast...the hard way.
Bad things will happen.
Trust me.
Don't worry, there're PLENTY more delicious, yummy, wonderful breakfast foods you can have.

like a supreme croissant from jack in the box
(hold on a second...i need to wipe the drool off of my keyboard real quick.)

baaack!

or perhaps a toasted chocolate chip BAGEL or two from panera (so I can go see my lovely roommate/boyfriend Sara [yes, I did say boyfriend, and, to clarify, Sara is neither a boy, nor my boyfriend])


but I digress.

Lesson learned?
Don't let Joan Rivers intimidate you into eating 2 3 brownies before your first cup of coffee.

Pettayyy Peevayy

"What's good?"

Eww.
I hate it when people ask me "what's good?" what does that even mean????
Like...what do i say to that? Nothin just chillin. But...like...i'm not doing nothing though.
I'm not "chillin"... I'm actually really busy. But do i say what i'm doing? Should i be like,
"nothin...just buyin a ceramic cow and some bras."
??
No.
Def not.
Wayyy too clingy.

cookieinacup

DISCLAIMER:
Please, please, please, for the love of all that is good, and right, and fair and healthy in this world, and more importantly for your well-being, DO NOT under any circumstances try this at home.
Please DO NOT take 4 hunks of refrigerated cookie dough (you know, the kind with 3 different kinds of chocolate chips/chunks in it), shove them into a coffee mug, and microwave them for 43 seconds.
I can guarantee that you will become addicted, and possibly either die from a cookie-dough-induced coma or gain 12.3 pounds*.
(*not necessarily in that order)




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=BEST WORST.IDEA.EVER.

the end.

Petsy Peevsy

ATTENTION:

Neither, neither, nor.

Either, either, or.

thatisall.